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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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@admiral-craymen replied to your post “What would happen if Godzilla got drunk?”

What kind of Tumblr drama about Godzilla being drunk? Can you show me some examples?

The Tumblr drama would be if Godzilla did not drink enough for his species’s alcohol tolerance level. This is an actual thing that has happened in the Godzilla franchise and a significant part of it is “Dr. Serizawa can’t make eye contact any longer with you because Godzilla’s never been able to keep alcohol down.” It’s not a subtle joke or something.

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Ok. @hannsolore

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As far as my knowledge goes, Godzilla has never been portrayed as a lightweight.

He has, however, been sperm.

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